10 Reasons why you shouldn't watch Game of thrones

#1 The story is simply awesome and when you witness a narrative this compelling, it would leave your taste buds wanting more. After that all we have left to watch is big boss and sasural simar Ka.

 

#2 Because you'll witness something called character arc And then you'll have to watch classic Indian Bollywood movie, where characters are there just for comedic relief and then you can't just let yourself into an ordinary movie anymore.

 

#3 Because you can't love any character and if you even by mistake fall in love with the character, dying would be the most simple way for them I'd say. From Ed Stark to Hodor, everybody we ever loved has died in the most creative way you can think of and on a show with more then 30000 dead, there's not even 3 proper funerals and let's not talk about marriages here, shall we.

 

#4 The wait is soooo real, it might be the only series which ends with a bang, leaving u wanting more and more. The whole idea of waiting to watch what happens until next year, I'm telling you it's definitely not worth it. Especially when YouTube is filled with theories of what's going to happen next ahem..R+L=J

 

#5 Because the villains are so natural that they are cringe worthy. Believe me, when I say cringer the villain the happier you are, when someone kills them and great villains make greater shows (only greater NOT stronger villains though, we know what happened in Superman vs Batman). Watching a series with such great villains and then watching movies, where villains exist because there has to be a climax scene, you'll definitely not be able to digest a lot of movies. OK! a quick quiz how many Indian names except Mogambo flash in your mind when I say great villains.

See there's your answer.


#6 Because it supports women empowerment. After watching the ladies going and kicking some ass and grooming dragons like they are her babies, and then you turn to other channels to see 12 year old boy stalking a 18 yo girl in a TV show. Point being, let's just not get our hopes high and think that even something like women empowerment is possible by watching a show set in medieval times. Bro, it's clearly not worth it.

 

#7 It has some cool one liners and God can you forget them !!
From "Valar Morghulis" to "Winter is coming" from "A lannister always pays his debts" to "You know nothing jon snow"
It has every kind of one liners you ever wanted to every kind of situation and it makes your wait for the next season even more long and you end up watching all the seasons again in loop. Such a waste of time.

 

#8 Because of spoiler alerts! With the fear that we'll end up getting any spoilers, we watch it first thing in the morning even if it means getting late to office or bunking the college for that day . Is it really worth getting up at 7:30 in the morning with half open eyes waiting for the servers to open and having beer without even brushing ( haan haan subha subha Kaun peeta hai beer wahi na, let me tell you one thing, game of thrones and beer best combo, try it then judge me!). All I'm saying is, is it all worth it just for a show.

 

#9 Because it's freaking bad-ass. Let's just accept this, Game of Thrones is the best freaking show ever. Period. All I'm worried is if it's over and no other show after it is even close enough to even catch up to it "toh humara Kya hoga Bhai". No! I don't want to go through that phase that I went through after F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Binge watching all seasons year after year. Let's not see the actors grow old and get nostalgic missing those old days, thinking we used to watch this show with our friends. Let's just not go through that phase altogether.

 

#10 God! you're still here! What more reasons do you want to not watch GOT. Just go f#$king watch it you’ll know why there aren't any.

 

February 14, 2018